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RSFID: 108918, Sean DeKonty, USA

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Midas

RSFID: 121428, Josiah, USA

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"SPONSORS"

Enron (The World's Leading Company)

After a few rallies running a privately owned Ford Fiesta Rally4, a wreck in Finland during the World Rally Tour 2025 necessitated a new funding strategy. Turning to the one company we were confident would creatively track our spending, WANOO Racing Team signed a deal with Enron (The World's Leading Company). The car was held up in assembly during the WRT 2025 round in Great Britain, so a Peugot 208 Rally4 (sponsored by Kirkland Pest Control) was rented in the interim. Our partnership with Enron (The World's Leading Company) has continued throughout our expansion, and they're always eager to write off another set of tires.

Rainforest Cafe

Seeking out a new moneypit in the form of a shiny new Fiesta Rally3 Evo, WANOO Racing Team entered the Virtual Rally Championship's junior AWD class. Enron (The World's Leading Company), facing pressure from the FTC and preferring 2WD, was only willing to pay for the crew. Funding for the car itself would have to fall on the shoulders of new investors. Tiny, green shoulders. Rainforst Cafe, flush with cash after the grand re-opening of their fourth Dubai location, agreed to help build and run the new Rally3 car. A tree frog (Known only as "Cha! Cha!") rides on the hood and when you drive very fast he enjoys the feeling of the air rushing across his skin. Custom artwork by Maria H (@goldcicada).

Kirkland Pest Control

Our lawyers have advised us not to talk about this subject publically.


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